Mike Abstains and ServesLaura is a woman who, in an otherwise satisfying marriage, has been emotionally and physically abused for years by her husband Mike, whenever he comes home drunk. The following day he is filled with guilt and remorse. She tells her story in a woman’s self-help group meeting and acts on their advice on how to gain control over the situation. Her first step is to buy a c**k cage. The next time Mike comes home drunk she leaves out the back door to a neighbor’s house and waits for him to pass out. She then locks on the cage and hides the key. The next morning, instead of his usual remorsefulness, he goes into a rage. She waits him out and then spells out what he needs to do to get back control of his c**k. The first requirement is to shave every hair on his body from hi
