Ty
I stirred and yawned and reached out a hand to find her. As I slid my hand over the mattress, it bumped against something cold and hard and furry.
“Rise and shine, sexy!” a horrible little mechanical voice chirped at me. I jerked back with a shout.
What the hell?
I pulled out the note that was under it and glared at Ivy’s handwriting.
“Found this in your drawer, thought I better play dirty. – xox can’t get rid of me now!”
I laughed out loud and tossed the note on my nightstand. Then I tried to record me whistling but I couldn’t c***k the passcode. The wives were good! Instead, I placed the little robot monster inside her panty drawer and hoped she would at least jump at the sight of it. As I closed the drawer, something caught my eye and found my nose.
It was time to make things
