The Cask of a Thousand Dildos
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The thousand injuries of McLaughlin I had borne as best I could, but when he replaced the microphone at my short story reading with a vibrating dildo, I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the level of security at the World Horror Convention, would not have heard me give utterance to a threat. At length, and by at length I mean early the next morning, I would be avenged. This is understood by now, I’m sure. But how to accomplish this without being caught? I must not just punish, but for the sake of this homage, punish with impunity. A wrong is unredressed when its redresser gets passed along the New York penal system like a pack of unfiltered Winstons.
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