Hi Jesus... Sorry. I apologize. Harmony said don’t use your name in vain. Can, I mean, may I please call you J? So, um, it won’t be in vain. You love me as I am, but I wanna show some respect. I’m usually wrong in all the right ways. Yeah, it was wrong to have s*x with Alejandro. But, however... I can explain. Somewhat. No. No, I can’t. I had to do it. I’m sorry. It’s like, you know, you know there’s no more toothpaste in the tube, but you gotta squeeze that little, tiny bit before opening a new one. It’s stupid. Like many poor decisions involving my heart. We talked about the past. All we’re doing or trying to do about our careers. We complained about turning thirty. We laughed a lot. My brain forgot about his funny bone. He apologized for being evil and he’s changed. For real

