Thunk! Thunk!
A man watching television is disturbed by something hitting his window. He peers through his curtains and sees splattered eggs dripping down the glass. The man yanked the curtains open and observed a group of teenagers throwing eggs and toilet paper at his house.
Enraged, he stormed out his front door in his robe and slippers. He yelled at the vandals, only to be laughed at. They lobbed eggs toward the man, and he stepped back into the doorway. Egg yolk splashed onto his slippers.
“You damned kids! I’m calling the law!” The man yelled.
A girl from the group, Angelique, just laughed and started to walk away. The man swore at them. Angelique flipped her long dark hair over her shoulder and pulled a folding knife from her back pocket. She playfully trotted over to the man’s
