“Maybe you’d like to see the rest of the house, Jack”, Hank said. It was only when he stood up and I saw his massive erection that everything made sense. All the clues I had misinterpreted or missed clicked into place. It wasn’t just my imagination, this was actually happening. “You ok, mate?” he asked me. I was still too self-conscious to speak out, too impressed with him. “I’m ok”, I said, as my stomach plummeted to the ground. Jackie stood up and gave me one final quizzical look. Inside I was screaming, but on the surface what I feared most at that moment was being embarrassed in public. I let it unfold out of politeness. I smiled awkwardly hoping someone else would stop it. But no one did. Hank took Jackie’s hand and led her away. He was so unapologetic about it, so assured of his

