A shy virgin finally loses it to an older woman and discovers the thrill of eating pússy for the first time. I hate saying this out loud, but here it is. I'm a twenty-year-old virgin who spends more time fingering a controller than a woman. That’s not a metaphor. I’ve never touched a girl, never kissed one, never been touched back. My right hand knows me better than anyone else ever has. And the worst part? I’m not even sure I know how to change it. In high school, I watched guys fumble their way through relationships, making out behind lockers, sneaking into bedrooms when parents weren’t home. I was the guy who helped them build gaming PCs or fixed their essays the night before they were due. The invisible one. The safe one. The one no girl ever looked at like she wanted to know what

