TanzieChef has outdone herself with this crazy breakfast. I’m alone in the dining room as Grisham meets with his members to tell them about my father’s offer. I’m here with pecan-chocolate waffles, fluffy scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, and a cappuccino that literally makes me want to create a shrine to cappuccinos. Sex makes me hungry, apparently, and Grisham and I have had a lot of it. He told me to spend some time thinking about redecorating the bedroom, though I can’t figure out why, because it seems like if we merge clubs, we might have to live in the Blazing Pistons’ house. Or better yet, maybe we’d find our own place and just have an occasional night in the Blazing Pistons’ headquarters. That would be much better, since I’d rather not get f****d six ways to Sunday with my dad under

