“Indiana Jules Witherspoon! I don’t care how grown you think you are,we raised you in the lord,and the lord has been so good to us, you will go to church and you will go for confession!”
My mom yelling every Sunday morning can never get old,my parents are the type of pain in the ass self righteous parents you see on TV
As a kid and teenager I had to wear floor length dresses,long skirts,i wasn’t allowed to show a spot of skin, I wasn’t given a phone till I was 16 and even then I couldn’t participate in”the unholiness of the internet” it was”The devils platform”.
But I have always been rebellious,at 14 I had my first boyfriend,they caught me making out with him, in the garage, they baptized me the next Sunday,it was funny.
When I was 16 I wanted to wear a short tight dress and light m
