“She’s perfectly positioned for her examination, prep, and initial experiments, Doctor. I’ll slip in this rectal thermometer to get a baseline read on her body core temperature, and put on her Fit Bit. Don’t worry, dear, I wear one too, and they automatically connect by Bluetooth to your computer record so we can monitor your vital signs 24-7. That helps to provide a baseline for our experiments, and also enables us to know if you’ve been naughty and been unable to refrain from self-pleasuring activities. We would be understanding if you had that sort of slip, but of course would need to alter your next experiment towards extra punishment so you could atone for your slip and get back on track. There, the Fit Bit is rather stylish, don’t you agree? And it helps our research ever so much to
