Chapter Five
Corporate Takeover
The new HR manager was a particularly cute blonde in a tight dress, which made me even more nervous. “As you know, Mr. Wilde, the new management is reviewing all existing employees,” she said. “In particular, we’ve been taking a close look at Internet usage on the job. Yours has been a bit…unusual.” I blanched. Who knew what she had found?
“I looked at the sites you visit most often. I found them quite…stimulating. Of course, you know you could be fired for surfing porn on the job. But I have something different in mind, if you’re interested.”
She picked up the phone and called her assistant. “Will you hold my calls for a while and cancel my next two appointments? I’m going to do some…ah…personal coaching.” She turned back to me with a wicked look, and b
