Chapter Twenty-Seven Soda Jerk-Off You love it when I come in here, don’t you? You always wait on me personally, no matter how busy you are, and you always end up with a big boner in those white soda jerk uniform pants of yours. You’re such a geek. I know you go home and jerk off thinking about me. Well, I’ve been imagining you jerking off, and it’s made me really horny to think that I’ve been playing such a large role in your fantasies. That’s why I’ve come down to the store right at closing time, locked the door, and pulled down the blinds. You’re about to get the surprise of your life! Oh, not that kind of surprise. You aren’t that lucky. No, I got hot thinking about driving you so crazy you had to beat your meat and spurt your come over my body. I’m going to make you do it and laugh

