Chapter Thirty-Five
Who You Gonna Call?
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It’s a new episode of COCKTEASERS, a cable access show of WAYNE’S WORLD quality. There’s a COCKTEASERS logo over a montage of Brendan Baker art, and over it a karaoke version of the GHOSTBUSTERS THEME.
Our hostess, DONNA MATRIX, sings in a teasy style:
“When your boyfriend’s pants
Are showing wood
Who you gonna call?
COCK TEASERS!”
“When he’s drooling down
Some cheap tramp’s blouse
Who you gonna call?
COCK TEASERS!”
The COCKTEASERS are here and waiting for your call! We’re here to help you tame those roaming boyfriends once and for all!
[FADE IN on DONNA.]
“Welcome to another episode of COCKTEASERS, the show that teaches you how to put men in their place. I’m Donna Matrix, your hostess, and with me as always is my tease toy Ken
