Serena's Sorority Sisters: The Expanded Edition

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Chapter Two

America’s Funniest Cockteasers

with your host, Kelly B.

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KELLY: Cockteasing. Every girl does it, or at least thinks about. Every guy dreads it, or at least claims he dreads it. But guys keep coming back for more, and girls keep on doing it. On tonight’s episode, we’ll look at cockteasing in action. Using hidden cameras and real-life situations, we’ll see just how a cocktease gets her victim’s motor running, and exactly what she does—and doesn’t—do about it. We’ll hear from cockteasers and some of the cockteased, and maybe try a few tricks on members of our studio audience, who are mostly official tease and denial perverts from sites like Indecisive Captions, Orgasm Denial, and others. These guys are aching to be teased, if you can believe it. Canned laughter. We’ll see our first cocktease in action after this word from our sponsor.

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KELLY: Our first cocktease is this classic laundromat scenario. He can’t take his eyes off the gorgeous woman in the skimpy white dress, even though she’s so outrageously overdressed for doing her laundry you’d think anybody would be suspicious! But not a man who’s thinking with his swollen d**k. He’s so entranced that one of his favorite jerk-off fantasies seems to be coming to life right in front of him that he’s right there, helping her sort her soiled panties, hand-washing her lingerie, and basically being her puppy dog. She flirts with him until he’s so swollen he’s about to cream his jeans, but when he finally begs her for a date, she smiles wickedly at him, gazes sexily into his eyes, licks her lips, and whispers… “Not a chance, baby.” Canned laughter.

Every delivery boy’s fantasy is to be greeted at the door by a sexy woman offering herself instead of a tip. But our next cockteaser has a little different game in mind. She’s going to press her naked, lush body right in the delivery boy’s face until he’s so worked up he can’t stand it any more, then just when he thinks he’s about to score with the most amazingly hot woman he’s ever met in his life, he’s going to discover he’s really in Cocktease Hell, about to walk away with a big case of blue balls and a lonely jerk-off to look forward to. But hey, at least he’ll have the fantasy!

Cockteasing a naked man has its own special risks, but when it’s artfully done, it’s something quite spectacular. Let’s watch Sharon turn a foot tease into full blown s****l agony…

We’ll be right back after these brief messages.

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KELLY: Parked cars have a very special sexuality. For many of us, the back seat is the first place we had s*x. For others, it’s the place where they first cockteased someone, or got cockteased. As a prank, we sent this highly trained cockteaser along as a passenger with several middle-aged men. Watch her put her victims through a blue ball petting session that most of these men haven’t experienced for years, with all their reactions recorded so you can see every bit of frustration on their faces.

What would you do if you walked in on a girl obviously m**********g and right on the edge of orgasm? Why, try to have s*x with her, of course! But this girl is one of our highly trained cockteasers, so all is not what it seems. Sure, she’s m**********g, but she’s getting off on thinking how frustrated her discoverer is going to be in just a few minutes. Watch her lead him on but leave him hanging, especially when he has to watch her young nubile body in the throes of orgasm! Just to rub their noses in it, she smiles, licks her lips, and says, “Gee, if you’d only showed up ten minutes earlier, I would have f****d your brains out. But now, I’m all satisfied. Sorry.”

We asked Billy’s girlfriend if she would be a cocktease for a night. Her unsuspecting boyfriend is in for the ride of his life when innocent schoolgirl turns into hot vixen right before his eyes!

We’ll be right back.

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KELLY: We’re back! Is it a coincidence that ‘cheerleader’ and ‘cockteaser’ both begin with the letter ‘C’? I don’t think so. There’s nothing more quintessentially American than the cockteasing cheerleader. After all, what other girl designs her whole outfit so she can show off her panties. Well, I mean, lots of us do, but cheerleaders aren’t subtle about it. They prance around in those little fetish uniforms with tiny skirts, looking hot and knowing it, teasing every boy in school and starring in jerk-off fantasies ever day. What happens when our own cockteasing cheerleader decides to make the teasing more…personal?

One definition of Cockteasing Hell is working next to a cocktease every day. The rustle of stocking legs, the glimpse of thigh in an office skirt just an inch too short, a glimpse of creamy flesh as she bends over your desk, the scent of her perfume lingering in the air after a quick visit—life at work can be a nonstop tease if she decides to make you her very special target. Just look at what a pair of strategically crossed legs can do…

We’ll be right back after these words from our sponsor.

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KELLY: For our Celebrity Cocktease segment, we arranged to have an elevator shut down with only two passengers: our victim, and Cameron Diaz. Watch as our hidden camera reveals everything.

“You’re cute,” Cameron purrs, and you can see her tease victim gulp, sweat, and swell. A fantasy come true, he thinks as Cameron slowly backs him into a corner, presses her body against his, loosens his necktie, and grinds her hips sensually against his aching c**k, saying, “We’ve probably got an hour. Plenty of time. Why don’t you get out of these clothes?” She strips him naked in front of our hidden camera then begins to fondle him, telling him how much she’s looking forward to taking his c**k in her mouth, then in her p***y.

It’s too much. “C-careful,” he says, “I’m about to…”

But just before he can say “come,” the elevator starts to move, stops, and the doors slide open…

You do me and I’ll owe you one. If you’re a cockteaser, you get off first, so his hard c**k is just a game as far as you’re concerned. His stiff, bobbing c**k is your playtoy. Whether it spurts or whether it just keeps twitching is completely up to you. Look at the desperate look on the face of this cockteased boy as he strives to please the cockteaser riding his face. She’s in total control and loving it. What will she do to him when she finishes getting her pleasure? Why, whatever she wants, of course!

Cockteasing ranges from the subtle to the aggressive, and it doesn’t get much more aggressive than our next cockteaser. “Kiss my feet, baby,” she orders. “Pull your c**k out of your pants and jerk off in front of me while I laugh at you. How would you like it if I called all my girlfriends to watch you humiliate yourself like this? Are you right on the edge? Ready to come? Well, guess what? Surprise! You’re on America’s Funniest Cockteasers!

(She lets go of his c**k, triggering a ruined orgasm. Lots of canned laughter.)

KELLY: I hope you’ve enjoyed our little tour of the art of the cockteaser, and if you’re a guy, I hope your balls aren’t too blue right now. *Giggle* If I were there this minute, you know what I’d do? I’d kiss you, and take your c**k out of your jeans, and suck it until it was all wet, and then I’d give you the best handjob you’ve ever had in your life, all the way until you were so ready to come you could feel the sperm just boiling up your shaft. And just when you were a single stroke away, I’d stop, jump up, and leave—’cause I’m a cockteaser too!

See you next week!

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