"You're going to make great parents."
"Thanks, Rob."
"But it's not even going to compare to how awesome of an uncle I'm going to be. Speaking of which, are you going to do that thing where all your friends also call themselves aunt and uncle to the baby? Because I kind of like the idea of being the only uncle. Since I'm technically the only actual uncle."
"I'll talk to James about it."
"I'll take that as a yes. Mason and Matt can suck it."
I laughed.
"Okay, I have to go. I have a lot to do. Plus, I need to buy James a bunch of presents that I originally wasn't sure I was allowed buy because I didn't know if he knew yet. You know?"
"Shouldn't you be taking it easy? Maybe..."
"My older brother only turns 30 once. And I didn't...I mean, I didn't know if he was going to get to. I want
