The life of a vampire and his vampire dog that finds love in a witch after looking all over the world for hundreds of years

episode 1: finding out their is a new girl in town

wow chowey this is The Life, sitting here reading a book on my brown recliner chair being able to look out the window seeing the stubs running in the grass and all the maids picking up everything I leave lying around, so I don't have to do anything but sit and look handsome, this is the life I have always wanted.(saying this while petting his dog on his head with a smile on his face) woof woof (chowey says with his tongue hanging out his mouth smiling) then out of no where door fly opens it's his dad, hey son, yes dad, we are going to have a party here tomorrow their is someone I want you to meet, she is new in town and she is around your age and she would be perfect for you and she said she would love to meet you, really dad I guess what time is the party at 7 so dress to impress I am always dress to impress anyways dad, I know son I just wanted you to be ready, I am born ready dad I learned for you(they both started laughing holding there belly's) I love you dad,I love you to son.