The next few hours flew by in a blur of laughter, chaos, and terrible Gremlin Gifts. I landed on “Invert Mouse Controls” during Fran Bow, which—if you’ve never played it—is a trippy little point-and-click horror game that looks like it was drawn by someone on a five-day insomnia bender.
“Okay, I’m officially dizzy,” I groaned, dragging my mouse in the wrong direction for the fifth time while trying to examine a goddamn creepy doll. “Why is everything in this game either bleeding or whispering at me?”
Chat was absolutely thriving off my pain:
@WeirdGorl69: I SWEAR THE CAT JUST BLINKED
@PixelPrince77: LEFT IS RIGHT. RIGHT IS WRONG. CHAOS REIGNS.
@Sm0kem: i watched a playthrough once and i still have nightmares
“Fran just told a giant bug that reality isn’t real and I think I need a jui
