I loaded up Five Nights at Freddy’s—a timeless classic, a jump scare minefield, a goddamn anxiety machine—and then spun the cursed cake.
It rotated, the colors blending into a pink mess as I waited for it to click to its final resting place.
I stared at the screen in disbelief. “No swearing for ten minutes.”
“Are you f*****g kidding?!” I yelled, totally triggered. “How the f**k did I land on THAT twice in a row! Is the universe trying to punish me?! It's my goddamn birthday! Five Nights at Freddy’s without swearing?! There's no way! What am I supposed to do when Chica pops up on my screen out of nowhere like an animatronic nightmare?! "Oh, good gracious! I do declare!" It cannot be done!”
Chat lost their goddamn minds.
@TazzerG: Hey, no swearing!
@Sm0kem: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@FailZIL
