Thief Mage

4

In a clearing in the woods far from the lake, a black hole appeared high in the air.

I fell out like a pile of feces, landing on the ground with a heavy plop. After an incredibly thrilling escape, I lay quietly, too lazy to move. Even if ten naked beauties appeared before me, I wouldn't have an erection. With my face pressed to the ground, I breathed in deep gulps, trying to suppress the shock I had just received.

It took a while to finally recover from the shock. Oh my god, that thrilling moment was straight out of a novel; thinking back on it still sends chills down my spine. But now I'm finally safe. Long live the goddess of luck! It seems she still favors this pitiful little life of mine. Having escaped the disaster, I took a deep breath and slowly raised my head. Then, my head froze.

I stared blankly ahead.

The four people eating hot pot in front of me looked more familiar than Lisa. They stared blankly at me.

I stared blankly at them.

They stared blankly at me again.

I fell headfirst into the water with a blank expression.

Karina put down the beef she was about to put in her mouth, swallowed the meat she was chewing, and chuckled, "Hey, man, we've been friends for so many years, and I never knew when you developed the habit of traveling without clothes. Hey! It's useless. You're such a cool guy, do you think I can't see you without clothes?" Then, a brilliant smile spread across her face.

I stared at her blankly, seeing the smile on her face. It was the smile of the goddess of luck. So dark, so dark! Whoever wrote this novel, how ridiculous! At least give the protagonist a chance to survive!

My heart felt like a burnt r****h, so limp and weak. What I can't stand the most is the stabbing tone in this girl's words. She's really good at insulting people. It seems like it's time to teach her that there are always better people out there. Just as I was about to scratch my scalp and say something, Bist, with her long blond ponytail, stood up alertly and scolded, "If you're sure you can escape before I shoot, then go ahead and try!"

Alas! There's really no point in running. I'm too tired to even crawl, not to mention that time travel takes time to prepare. The time they spend picking their noses is enough to beat me to a pulp. Since I'm already ready to be their prey, why put up any more futile resistance? Looking at Bist, with his slender face and beardless face, I was speechless.

Metro, with his thick black beard beside him, seemed to understand this. If a sergeant didn't know this, he would have returned to farming long ago. He stood up calmly, took out a handkerchief, wiped his greasy mouth, and then interrupted with a smile, "Brother, we've been hunting you for a long time. Think about it, we haven't even been able to get close to you for three years. I was really looking forward to these challenging days, but I didn't expect you to be captured like this in the end. I'm really disappointed! But considering our past pursuit of you, I don't know when we'll finally catch you, this cunning pig!"

Wow! Calling me brother shows how familiar they are with them.

Karina seemed to agree with Mitro's point. She smiled and said, "Haha! That's true, man! I didn't expect you to start a home delivery service. I think your spirit is worth promoting. But it seems we're going to be out of work again. Honestly, you're worth a lot of money. What do you think, Mr. Kano? Give us back our shields!" She extended a hand towards me.

To be honest, those pursuers should be grateful to me. Just imagine, if there were no criminals, where would the police be? I've provided employment opportunities for many people. Just how many people are there? I'm not sure. If we want to count, we might have to use train cars as the unit of measurement! She said that shield? Oh! I think I'm talking about my bowl. I remember a few years ago, I was jobless, which created difficulties in my daily life and diet. Life was a source of stress, so I had to get one. At a gathering, a few guys sitting next to me were talking about the Ottoman Empire. I don't know why they were talking so loudly, but it sounded pretty good, so I went to the Ottoman Empire to get this bowl. Honestly, it's quite useful. I can eat a full meal in one sitting because it's large enough and can even be used as a cooking pot. The Ottoman Empire should understand my difficulties, knowing that I'm also forced to make a living. I didn't expect...

This chapter is not yet finished. Please turn to the next page to continue reading... The latest chapter of "Thief Mage" is Chapter 4. Website: ...I didn't expect them to have been hunting me since three years ago and even set up a special agency to track me down.

Later, I heard that this agency was called something like the Central Intelligence Agency!

They even recruited a few helpers to deal with me, such as: Sword Saint, Scepter, Assassin Mitro, Karina, and Archer Bist.

I really don't want to return this bowl. I've used it for so many years, and I have some attachment to it. But it's still theirs, after all! Let's return it! It's a bit inconvenient to be naked now, so I cautiously asked, "Then~~can I put on some pants first?"

After all, Karina is a girl. Her face flushed slightly, and she turned her head away. "Hurry up, don't try anything. You're doomed this time!"

With their captain's permission, I fumbled to my feet. Although Karina's face was turned away, the three men couldn't avoid it. They kept their eyes fixed on me, afraid I'd slip away. Feeling awkward in front of everyone, I turned around and faced them.

After so many years, so many escapes, so many thrilling near-death experiences, thinking about it, I was caught like this. I always feel a pang of resentment. Thinking about all the things I've done, any of them horrific crimes, if I hadn't been executed, there would be pigs flying everywhere! It's so depressing. Now that I know I'm doomed, a bit of a perverted mentality begins to surface.

I was silent for a moment, then suddenly shouted, "Time Teleport!"

With her assassin's sharp reflexes, agility, and speed, Karina was the first to sense it. She dashed over, grabbing me with a powerful handlock and throwing me. She locked me in a continuous bodylock, then with a kick, threw me to the ground, and finally, her right arm tightly strangled my neck. This series of movements was executed in an instant, smoothly, without a single pause. This assassin was no stunner. She pressed tightly against me, panting heavily. My hands and feet were now immobilized by her grip, and the stranglehold on my neck was making it difficult to breathe. "Cough, cough!" I coughed uncomfortably several times. I felt two soft lumps on my arms, and I couldn't help but laugh.