Chapter 10
I suppose my question came out of left field for Michael, but I had held back as long as I could and now seemed the right moment.
Why was it the right moment? I had no idea.
“Have you pissed off any goddesses lately?” I asked him abruptly as he was reaching to turn off the bedside light.
Michael gave me a strange look. “What are you talking about?”
I didn’t answer his question. “How about smacking a pair of snakes with a stick while they were f*****g?”
“What the hell are you talking about?” His brow furrowed at me. “Do snakes f**k?”
“Sort of. Male snakes have hemipenis that deposits sperm into the female. Why do you ask?”
“Because you brought up the subject of snake s*x! What drugs are you on that would make you ask such...bizarre questions?”
I laughed nervously. He tur
