Roof mounted bells clammering loudly, two black Wolseley 6/80 police cars drove into the car park of the golf club. PCs Useless Eustace Pink and Dennis Brighouse aka Death Breath in Alpha One and Keith Balderstone and Alan Edgely in Alpha Two hurriedly got out of their vehicles. Balderstone and Edgely strode into the Secretary’s office to talk to Arthur Hayden whilst Pink and Balderstone followed Doug Smith, the club professional, as he led them out towards the ninth green. As they marched rapidly down the fairway towards the green, David Jeffers waved vigorously, ‘Here, over here, she’s over here.’ As they approached the edge of the woods, Balderstone told Doug Smith to stay where he was so as not to contaminate the site where the dead woman lay. ‘Stay here if you will, please, sir, an

