KAI COACHMAN [May 15th, 2023] Honestly f**k my life. f**k everything that surrounds my life. I'm really considering crawling back up my mothers v****a and wishing I was never even born at this point. Why? Because I was in the midst of an argument I didn't want to be apart of. Vera and May were arguing, there high pitch screaming annoying the hell out of me but there wasn't much I could do. Poor Finnick was in the corner, his hands covering his ears as if to block out their noise but even I knew that s**t wasn't actually working for him. Why were these chimpanzee like women yelling? Well it wasn't like they decided to randomly do so, not like that wasn't something they wouldn't do. It was because I, Kai Coachman, and my best friend Finnick Green we're getting married. To whom? Kill

