CHAPTER THIRTEEN
Murray’s Palace of Quivers
Scranton, Pa
Hey Porker,
I got your smoke signal and I’m sending ammo and supplies. I have to make this short because I have two tests tomorrow. But I have three things to tell you which won’t wait for academia:
1. Kenton says you can kiss his ass for not writing to him yet, but hi anyway. Liam also sends his doom-filled best, a contradiction in itself. He fears the town you’re being held captive in is suspicious, like the one in Invasion of the Body Snatchers. He says to check Ollie’s garden for pods.
2. I GOT THE SCHOLARSHIP!!! Yep, they’re paying me to grace their fair campus with my wit and wisdom (not to mention my collection of dirty magazines). Mom is so excited she’s throwing me a big party. (You know how ol’ Rachael always goes com
