Chapter 42
Prince Ezerette Mclane
Eclair was washing the dishes where Mom and Dad were basically spooning on the couch as they watched a romantic movie. Dad threw a fit, telling Mom how he wouldn't understand girls and their need to watch a romantic movies. Of course Mom, being a b***h she was, told that to stay and watch with her or else there would be no 'something' tonight, which made Eclair and I gag a bit.
Mom and Dad weren't supposed to have a s*x talk in front of their children. It's plain disgusting. I would never discuss my s*x life in public, even if they were my family.
I decided I should go outside, to feel the cool air the night had been bringing. When I got out of the house, the cold breeze greeted me and I sighed in contentment as I took a seat on the porch. Even when it
