CHAPTER THREE
FROM FAGS TO RICHES
So I bet you’re wondering from the nifty little title above what I did exactly to go from my near state of destitution to the aforementioned riches. Okay, riches might have been a slight overstatement. Let’s just say that I was no longer broke. See, Sparkle did indeed take care of me, just as he promised he would. How, you are no doubt asking, did he manage to do that? Well, before you make any judgments, let me just say on my own behalf that this is going to sound much worse than it actually was. Okay, so here goes: I became Sparkle’s, um… Sparkle’s… well, his houseboy, if you must know. (For a while, we toyed with calling me Glint to his Sparkle, but that, thankfully, didn’t pan out. Besides, I had a feeling that Secret would be my name for quite some
