CHAPTER FIVE
WHAT A DRAG
What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Was it that classic one where you’re back in school after not being there for years and there’s a test that very day? Or maybe the one where you’re running really, really fast and all of a sudden you’re off the ground and you’re flying through the air? You know, they say that flying in your dreams is a sign of good luck to come. Personally, I’m terrified of heights, and those flying dreams are a real pain in the ass. It’s like, hey, I’m flying, cool, but, whoa, I’m way too high for my own good. (I think a good therapist could really do me some good, don’t you?) Or is it that one where you’re back living at home with your parents and your mom and dad are being their usual interfering pain in the asses and you’re, like, sc
