CHAPTER SIX
AN ADDITION TO THE FAMILY
Well, that was exciting, huh? I bet you’ve never witnessed the birth of a legend before. Am I right? Too bad it wasn’t yours truly. I mean, I’m sure I could’ve been a star. I had what it takes, after all: the looks, the talent… the, uh… the… oh, okay, maybe I didn’t exactly have those things, but I did have one thing… moxie! Oh well, I guess sometimes looks and talent do count for something. Of course, even though we didn’t become the grand divas that we expected we’d become, our lives did indeed change as a result of those few weeks.
I never did see Allen again. f**k it, though. I say goodbye to bad rubbish. (I say goodbye, but I’m thinking, come back rich lawyer-man, come back.) But guess who I did start dating almost immediately after that glorio
