Dylan
Me: Is it set up?
Summer: No s**t.
Me: Seriously Summer. Did you guys get it set up?
Summer: Yes. Everything is set up so stop freaking out you freakazoid.
Me: I can’t help it.
Summer: Why? It’s not like it’s going to go to s**t.
Me: You didn’t see her face last night when I gave her the key.
Summer: It’s because you’re a dumbass. You’re beyond stupid.
Me: Care to explain?
Summer: Omg men. You have to explain everything to them. You did it ass backwards.
I took a moment to really think about it. To really really think about it. f**k.
Summer: You know I’m right.
Me: I will never admit it to you, so believe what you want. Just make sure everything on your end if set.
Summer: I’m not you. I know how to do s**t like this.
Me: Just shut up and stop being a bitch
Summer: Y
