2 Henry I watched my new employee fall to the floor in one of the most traumatic entrances I've ever seen in my life. She fell to the floor so hard I was afraid she’d hurt herself, and I rushed out of my chair to get to her. “Let me help you up.” I tried to take her hand to help her roll over, but I noticed her shoulders shaking. Oh f**k, she was crying! What do I do with a woman in tears? I felt panicked as I reached out and patted at her shoulder. The only woman I’ve ever seen cry was my mother, and I couldn’t pick this woman up and hug as I brushed away her tears. I could get sued or something! I heard a bubble of sound come from the place where her mouth was crushed into the carpet. There was probably lipstick on the carpet, but I didn’t care because when she rolled over I could se

