My Girl

ZEHWHAHH!!

Ok you know the part In a story where there’s a sudden twist that makes you go “ZEHWHAHH!?” Well I had that. Now you might not think anything of it but that’s what I was thinking when it happened!

We had gotten back on the road and she had fallen asleep and slept for about an hour and a half and now was listening to so heavy metal. Yah that’s my girl! Loves pink but crams to heavy metal!!

As a new song started to play, this nagging question popped into my head and just wouldn’t leave. So I finally asked her. “Hey what happened?” She turned the music down and looked at me all confused. “What?” She asked. So I elaborated. “What made you suddenly move into my parents house? Why was that creep following you around? And more importantly since when did you want to f**k me every 5 min!” She blushed red! Like rose red! It was so cute!! Man I love seeing her like that! She slowly answered me. “My mom died of cancer 4 years ago so your parents adopted me. As for Tony I went out on 1 date with him back in my sophomore year and well you saw how well he takes rejection. And as for you… Zavon I love you! Like I’m in love with you! I always have been!”. I was shocked! Like what-the-f**k-just-happened type shocked! In my head the words “ ZEHWHAHH” (kinda like how that Gru guy said it) kept SCREAMING over and over! No wonder that no s*x thing was my one of parents rules! AMBERLYNNE IS MY SISTER BY ADOPTION!?? Oh hell no! My parents should have fuckin told me that!! Now I was pissed! I could understand the whole a-hole dumb ass that showed up at the house! I mean just look at her! I’m not stupid enough to say she’s not a total bombshell and I know guys would be just drooling and beating each other up to have her! But now she’s my f*****g SISTER! Speaking of fucking.. I JUST f****d MY ADOPTED SISTER!! THAT thought nearly made me slam on the brakes! I was beyond LIVID! I felt so betrayed by my own parents! What were they think!? That I would care if I had a sister!? That I would hate her? That I wouldn’t f**k her just because a rule was in place!? Well they had a lot of explaining to do! Then my moms reaction in the car when they took me home last week suddenly made sense! THEY DIDNT WANT ME TO KNOW! WHY THE f**k NOT!? And that was the last straw! I picked up my phone and dialed dad. After 2 rings he picked up. “Hey, where are you two?” He asked all irritated. “We’re almost there dad. But I got a question for you! When were you and mom gonna tell me you guys ADOPTED Amberlynne?!”.

Silence. Completely and total silence. Then the dumb ass f*****g hung up!!! Like what!? I got so mad I did slam on the brakes! “Zavon what the hell!?” Amberlynne screamed at me. I completely ignored her as I pulled over. I threw to car in park and barked “STAY PUT! I’ll be right back!” and got out. Thank you to what ever is up there that controls this f****d up world because she actually listened to me!! That’s a first!! I kept trying to call him back over and over and over but he kept either rejecting my calls or answering and hanging up after like 2 seconds.What I could hear in those few 2 second busts was my mom FLIPPING OUT!!!! I mean she was screaming and I could have sworn I heard glass breaking!

Interesting fact about my mom… where as you don’t want to piss a woman, my mother is the one person that will go from princess Cinderella to the devil in .000000001 seconds if u piss her off! And I mean like her eyes will roll back and she will throw s**t and go all momma gorilla on your ass! I love my mom. Really I do! But whereas most people feared the monster under their bed as a kid.. I feared my mom! No horror characters could ever attempt to hold a candle to her! She invented the very definition or terror! And this time it was unleashed on dad! Apparently SHE TOLD HIM TO TELL ME! And he DIDNT! Now people see that the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree. I actually fell right next to dad! We are almost like twins and sometimes it’s not a good thing! Like right now!

Well that’s mom 1 and dad 0. After about 15 minutes mom called me and told me to get up to the gas station. The tone she used gave me the impression there was no questions or arguing allowed! So I got back in the car and nearly went over the speed limit and I rushed to get up there! Amberlynne was just as scared of my mom but not for the same reason I was. I had seen my mother rip apart the kitchen when dad came home 2 days late from a trip. He tried to say his plane was delayed but mom isn’t stupid! She had checked the airlines and everything. She thought he was having an affair with another mechanics sister. As it turned out he really was delayed on the connecting flight! Mom was still too upset to admit defeat so she had made dad sleep on the couch for 2 nights!

Like I said, my moms scary! So we get to the gas station and I pull in, and moms standing there waiting. I pull up and she tells me to park somewhere And then meet them inside for something to drink. Again she left no room for arguing! So I did what she said! As we go in and take out seats, mom starts the conversation off.

“Zavon, we (meaning me)” she said that as she looked at dad who looked like he was about to pass out “wanted to tell you that we were going to adopt Amberlynne. I had told your dad to tell you about our plans. Go figure he completely forgot for 4 years!!! But you have to understand something. By law she isn’t ur sister.” Ok is anyone else absolutely confused!?? Oh good I’m not alone!

Mom continued to explain. “We didn’t get the paperwork and forms filled out and submitted in time. She turned 18 and by state law she’s a legal adult! We can’t adopt her legally now. But she is still our daughter in our hearts!” All I heard was Amberlynne wasn’t my sister. YAY I CAN STILL f**k HER! But mom wasn’t finished! She just had to rain on my parade! “That’s why even though we knew you had feelings for her all those years ago we can’t allow you to act on those feelings!” When mom blurted that out I snapped my head to my right where Amberlynne was sitting and she was trying so hard not to smile! She thought this was funny!? No wait… that’s not her laughing smile! OH!! She didn’t know they knew!! s**t! Great! Thanks mom! Now I’m embarrassed!!! Mom continued talking “we want you two to love each other as brother and sister, because we are still a family! By law or not we always wanted 2 kids and now we do! So can you both agree to the rules?” God dam it! She had to pull that one on me! I had to answer. So like the classic i***t I am I just said “Uhuh.” Mom hates when I do that. I quickly clarified my answer. “I mean yes!” I practically stammered. Amberlynne just nodded. Now she looked heartbroken. I don’t know if my parents saw that expression but I sure as hell did! Great! Of all the people to break her heart it just HAD to be my parents! Well… what they don’t know won’t hurt them. As mom kept rambling on and on about how happy she was that we were a family I tried to comfort Amberlynne. I hated seeing her look like that. I put my hand on her left thigh just above her knee and gently began rubbing up and down her thigh. She seemed to calm down a bit and ever scooted closer. Apparently mom had also ordered food because they called mom and dad up to the counter. As soon as they left I whispered in her ear “Amby I won’t let that get between us! I still want you” and to prove it I moved my hand up to her kitty. I snuck my hand up through the sexy short skirt she was wearing and started rubbing on her little nub. She quickly looked over her shoulder to see where they were and then whipped her head back and kissed me like her life depended on it!

Now that’s what I call confirmation! She was all mine! And I was gonna give her all of me and more! I was gonna give her the world on a plate if she wanted it! She was and always would be my everything! I just hoped she felt the same way.

While I was away I dated and flapper around enough to know what bad hood and great s*x was and what the difference between love and lust was. I didn’t live anyone in college. They were just a fling to me. I couldn’t get or my little Amby! That’s the nickname I gave her when she was 8. That’s when I first met her. She was so short and sweet! Her smile made every day all that much sweeter! Her mom was the nicest women in town! No one knew about her dad. But Amby told me what happened. Apparently he left her when she was 3 to go sleep with some fling he wanted. He abandoned her and her mom. I swore I wouldn’t do that to her. That was until I was 18. That’s when I fell hard for her. I still remember that day!

My best friend Arron had invited me to a party at his house. He just happened to live next door to her. She was outside suntanning and was wear this absolutely sexy pink two piece bikini! I could help myself as I stood there just gawking at her! She hadn’t completely filled out yet but her globes were a lot bigger and were so tempting! I just wanted to touch them, just once! Then she stood up and was walking to her door. Her back was to me and I saw the bikini was basically a thong! The back string was almost invisible and I PRAYED she would bend over to pick something up! No such luck there! But while I was just staring at her like a creep my manliness got HARD! Like painfully hard! To the point I had to hide in Arron’s bathroom for 20 min while I tried to calm down! I knew I would do something extremely stupid and illegal if I didn’t leave. So the next day I pack up and move 3 states away. All to keep my hands away from her. My feelings didn’t die off. If anything they grew! Every girl I f****d was nothing compared to her! I just kept thinking of her during my classes and couldn’t wait to see her again!! And now here I am! Sitting in a dinner with my hand up her skirt, kissing her soft warm pink lips and craving her body against mine!

I am never leaving her again!