Mr. Oliver:
Principal at the middle school for the last six years. Graduate of Temple. Resident of Philadelphia for over thirty years. Oliver resembles a duck: long nose, massive bottom, extended neck, and waddles. A lot of students call him Duckman.
Matty is called into Mr. Oliver’s office. A rumor is circulating about school regarding his Death List. Some jock-asshole next to his locker was looking over his shoulder and saw the List. Peter somebody or other. A musclehead football playing Catholic who needed to mind his own f*****g business. Bible thumpers are that way, though, aren’t they? Can’t keep their noses out of anything. Dogs sniffing assholes. Always in someone else’s dirty laundry and spreading s**t around. Sniff. Sniff. Sniff.
Oliver’s office is a maze of furniture: two cha
