That night, Venus slept alone for the first time since she and Malcolm had become involved, and she discovered she didn’t like it very much. She’d gotten so accustomed to her vitamin D(ick) and then cuddling up against his warm body, that she tossed and turned the entire night. She kept imagining that he would return earlier than expected and put her out of her misery. Unfortunately, that was a pipe dream.
By the time the morning of his scheduled arrival dawned, she had already concocted over a dozen different ways to jump his bones as soon as he walked through the door.
To her utter dismay, however, within minutes of his return home, her academic advisor picked then, of all times, to call. Venus had cast an apologetic look in Malcolm’s direction, but he’d merely smiled and pulled her do
