CHAPTER SIX OOMPA-LOOMPAS VS. SMURFS
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” I glanced up and saw Ben leaning over the side of Ken and Leilani’s boat, Mana Kai.
I had learned that the name of their boat was Hawaiian for “Spirit of the Ocean,” which was a lot prettier than boring old Marjorie Jane. They’d also told me that if you reversed the words you got kaimana, which could be translated as “diamond.” I thought that was quite fitting, considering that I used to refer to the young couple as Mr. and Mrs. Diamond, on account of her diamond necklace.
“You wouldn’t do what?” I asked Ben. He pointed behind me. “No, I didn’t mean you, I meant him.” I turned and saw Scooter grinning as he snapped a picture of me with his phone.
“Tell me you didn’t just do that,” I demanded. “I look ridiculous in
