SCREWED, I'M SO SCRWERD!.
WREN’S POINT OF VIEW.
I’m screwed.
Like totally f****d up.
Hi, I’m Wren, and I'm screwed…hey, does that rhyme?
Anyway, enough babbling… did I mention I'm f****d.
Why? You may ask.
Well, I made a s*x tape….well, not really a s*x tape, just me playing with my pink vibrator for my boyfriend who’s out of the country at the moment, and I sent it to him.
And you might say, well, that’s not so bad.
Worse… It's worse!
And this is why.
I didn’t actually send it to my boyfriend. See, my boyfriend's name is Andrew…and there’s this ridiculously hot bad boy at school whose name is Antov….
My thumb did some kind of crazy switcheroo, probably because I haven’t massaged it in a long time, and I hit send to Antov!
Now, you might think, Oh, that’s really bad.
Well, it
