Chapter One “He’ll do whatever I tell him to do... and whatever you tell him to do as well.” I have explained to my live-in bull stud Octavio that the former man of the house... transformed to my maid Andrea... is on his way home after weeks of intensive training. Though my friend and counselor Marsha Martin put a good dent in the armor of his male esteem, in reading the emails from this Jake woman, it seems she drove a stake through it, his ineffective and useless maleness decimated. Octavio, reared in a small Central American country, a male centered culture, has reservations, particularly when I forewarn him... perhaps the word titillate is more apropos... that Andrea.... formerly known as husband Andy... will be ministering to us dressed as a serving wench... or not dressed at all.

