Dancer started laughing so hard she almost fell out of her chair.
“Know the feeling,” she gasped. “Sometimes it starts spraying out and out and out and you’d think they’d deflate or something!”
I gave Kimber a loud high five, happy she had a kid she loved and even happier mine was mostly past the spraying phase.
“That’s why I’m not having babies anytime soon,” Em declared. “Lose your freedom and your mind, apparently. You’re pathetic, all of you.”
“Gotta have s*x first to have a kid,” Claire said, waggling her eyebrows dramatically as she poked Em’s shoulder. “I keep telling you, we need to just go out and get you laid. Get it over with, punch that V-card.”
“If I get ten punches, do I get a free pizza?” Em asked her. “Seriously, I don’t know why I’m waiting at this point.”
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