By noon, I had officially declared war. Not on Adrian voss—because that would be suicidal—but on being anywhere near him for more than five consecutive minutes. So I did what any reasonable, overworked personal assistant would do. I made myself disappear. Not literally. Unfortunately. But I became extremely helpful. “Coffee run?” I offered brightly when someone from finance passed by my desk. “Yes please,” she said, barely looking up. “Great,” I said too quickly. “Anything else? Tea? Snacks? Emotional support?” She blinked. “Just coffee is fine.” “Perfect.” I grabbed the tray like my life depended on it. And that became my strategy. If I was always “helping someone,” I couldn’t be summoned. If I was always moving, I couldn’t be cornered. If I was always busy… I wouldn’t hav

