CHAPTER TWO
The Lisa who came back home was dramatically different from the innocent kid who had left. She had learned a few lurid things about the anatomy of the male, and she suddenly found her little brother and her uncle Mike uncommonly fascinating.
It was c**k that made them special, and if she had any good sense, she thought, from now on she would treat them with special favor.
A c**k is a thing of joy, she figured. She stared with new interest at General Lee, now twelve, and was quite disappointed at the tiny hunk of meat that hung between his legs. She also stole a few glances at Mike, noting with fascination that he seemed to have a lot of meat lurking there.
But he was forty-nine and she only eighteen, which made him superannuated, even though he didn't look worn-out. He look
