Chapter 5
Despite having a little too much wine with dinner, I woke up feeling refreshed. Not having to listen to my mom and her boyfriend all night long really helped in that respect. Plus the bed in Miranda's guest room was amazingly comfortable.
Yeah, I slept in the guest room. Did you seriously think she was going to come in during the middle of the night, seduce me with her womanly charms, and drag me off to her bed for a night of hot monkey love? Maybe in your dreams – and mine! – but that's not how it happened.
As I wandered off to the bathroom that morning, I found a note stuck to the mirror.
"Cereal in the cupboard to the left of the sink, juice in the fridge, and pastries of course! I'm not an early riser, otherwise I'd make you pancakes."
I smiled as I turned on the sho
