“I’d have kept sleeping with you if you weren’t doing her as well.” She smiled sadly at Sam.
That revelation surprised Sam. “Really? I’m not dating her, you know.”
“Right.” Sarcasm dripped from MaryJo’s mouth.
“It’s true. She’s engaged to my cousin.”
“And you’re having s*x with her as well? Not my scene.”
“I’m only having s*x with her because she insists,” Sam all but whined.
She nodded her head in false empathy. “Right, right. Every man has to” be convinced to have s*x with a woman. It’s a little sleazy to be boffing your cousin’s fiancée behind his back.”
“I’m not doing it behind his back,” Sam insisted. “Usually he’s there watching or in the next room.”
“Yeah. I don’t believe you.”
“Then come over to his house and I’ll prove it to you.”
“That’s a strange way to ask me out on a
