Jonathon "Jackass" Elliot,
You are an arrogant jerk. Conceited and inconceivably exasperating. I cannot imagine how you are related to such a kind hearted man!
I accept your apology (or whatever BS that was) for your Uncle's sake. He has been a good friend to me and also your housekeeper, Ava. It is for their sakes that I am willing to work for you again so please, do not let the notion that I have forgiven you, go to your head.
Unfortunately, for us to have a good working relationship, I have to insist that we try to put this foul incident behind us and start on new footing. Again, I will not forget your "misunderstanding" of the situation but I will try my best to not let it get in the way of my job.
I am taking the rest of the day off- with pay, mind you! I will see you tomorrow
