It started with a glitter bomb. Not a metaphor. An actual glitter bomb. Someone rigged the teacher’s lounge with a spring-loaded box that exploded the second Principal Carmichael opened her yogurt. She emerged covered in rainbow sparkles and peach puree. Someone filmed it. Naturally, it went viral in under an hour. The caption? “Senior Year: Let Chaos Reign.” Hashtag? #OperationGradzilla We thought it was Ryker. He swore it wasn’t. Which is exactly what Ryker would say if it was him. “I’m flattered,” he said, leaning against his locker like a smug cartoon. “But my pranks are more… poetic. Like bees in the faculty bathroom. Art, you know?” Jake snorted. “You’re gonna get us all expelled.” “Nope,” Ryker said. “I’m gonna make history.” --- War of the Influencers Meanwhile, Chloe

