It Takes All Sorts
In the past month, my life has been changed completely. Mostly my s*x life, but the rest of my existence has been mind-blowingly altered, too. And all because of a bloody book.
I’d been out with the lads one Friday night after work, seeing off a colleague that was leaving. Things had gotten a little boring, and I was feeling horny, so I cried off and headed home, without telling Sue I was on my way. Me being home earlier than expected would be a lovely surprise. I hardly ever came home early.
It was a surprise, all right. I crept in, managed to get all the way up the stairs and to our bedroom door without being heard. I flung it open, grinning widely, proud of myself for not arriving home in an inebriated state. Sue barely glanced up from her position in the bed, prop
