"Maybe we should get involved in more college activities."
"Are you kidding me, Kat? The last activity included pumpkin carving, and I nearly lost my thumb. I had more fun when my hemorrhoids exploded.”
“That’s undeniably gross. So what if we go to a few more basketball games?”
“No more games, please! I just can’t get hyper enthusiastic like the others do at basketball games. Good God - all that Hoosier Hysteria!”
“Oh com’on – you know Franklin won the Indiana State Basketball Championship three consecutive years in a row, and now we have players like Roger Schroder and Gene White starting for the Grizzlies. They played for Milan High School. Remember the Milan Miracle of 1954?”
“I may not be into sports, but everyone in Indiana remembers that – even Latte has mentioned it a few times
