The smoke finally cleared, revealing the disappointment etched all over my blind date's face.
"Samantha really is making a fuss. I've been with so many women. Does she not know my type? Hey, girl, I'm not saying you're not pretty. It's just that you're not my type. You don't have big boobs or a fine ass. I don't like having s*x with a woman like you."
He spoke without shame, rambling on and on.
I fought hard to keep myself from rolling my eyes.
"Just wondering, are you naturally this tall, or did you get some special kind of surgery? I heard there are surgeries to make people taller these days. You didn't happen to get one of those, did you? If you're going under the knife, you might as well get a boob job too. Women with bigger breasts are charming. Yours just... suck."
His words wer
