Melody
It’s freezing in the warehouse and that crazy ho Violet didn't leave me and Miguel a blanket. After tormenting me with melodramatic monologue that would put any soap opera villain to shame, she swept off along with her minions in my beautiful Tadashi Shoji dress.
I'm happy to report that because I have bigger boobs than she does, the bodice hung a little loose and she had to keep pulling it up because she doesn’t have the boobs to make it work. Haha. I’m a petty b***h.
“Are we gonna die here?” I whimper, turning to Miguel, who is munching on a granola bar. “How can you eat at a time like this?”
He shrugs. “Gotta keep my strength up. Besides, I’m a stress eater. Lay off, all rig8ht?”
“Don't be so grouchy, stalker boy,” I grumble as I curl into myself in an attempt to keep warm.
