Chapter Ten
Drew
Once again I’m praying to my glorious Goddess Dara with a fervent yet pious and humble sincerity that can only be answered soon. I know this is so because time is running short again, and she hasn’t let me down yet.
When I had to get off the bed to pee, I was only hogtied by handcuffs. If it had been the usual elaborate harness of ropes drawn agonizingly tight I would never have been able reach the edge of the mattress or roll safely off onto the floor, to say nothing of making it to the tub. Such divine foresight! Then when I was dying of thirst I found that she hadn’t tightened the carabiner to the point where I couldn’t unscrew it either: more miraculous clairvoyance. Finally when I was starving Goddess responded with her clearest miracle and greatest blessing yet,
