“So what happened to him?” I asked.
“He met my very best friend, Elizabeth. I’d sort of told on him. I mean, I had to tell someone about my twin. The two of them got along really well, if you know what I mean! In fact, they got married. I’m not sure he had much choice, but he’s happy. She is far more domineering than I could ever be. He works two full time jobs to support her fancy needs. Everything is in her name; he has nothing. She gets his paychecks and gives him a very meager allowance when he deserves it.
“Hell, he never even consummated their wedding. When they got to their motel on their wedding night, she closed him out on the balcony totally naked. No one could see his tears because it rained and poured all night. With his feet and hands locked through the metal railing, she
