I only went out to get another CPR mannequin out of the car.
We flipped a coin over it on the way over to Hawthorne Risk Management’s gleaming office block. The loser has to do the practical demonstration presentation. Try not to notice how the eyes of every male in the room linger on our chests bouncing with the compression rate.
The other gets a ten minute break from the customers.
I’ve only worked with Jen in corporate first aid training for a month but I’ve quickly learned some firm and steady rules.
Number 1. Finance guys are douchebags. Demonstrating heart attack support is not a direct invitation to flirt.
Number 2. People working regular nine-to-fives just turn up, sit it out, get the certificate and go home early. Middle managers attempt to justify their superiority with ra
