“No treasure tax of any kind will ever be levied in my empire. Taxes are evil. Instead, I will take a daily tribute of cattle in reward of my enlightened dragon leadership.”
“I think Your Majesty invented tax havens way ahead of their time. What about reducing the tax on my one one-tenth fee then?”
“That is different,” Sen replied, incensed by the Minion’s base greed. “That is not a tax since you are selling my non-shiny possessions on my behalf. The one one-tenth is a reward. If you want to get rich and impress females to breed with you, build yourself a hoard by working hard.”
Manling Kyle let out a sigh. “I guess levies and mindless undead labor will cover for public service.”
“My second commandment will be: no lead. Lead is the work of Furibon and f*******n until the end of time. E
